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All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
3states.wav(45K) 3states.mp3(45K) 3states.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Garland Greene: "One girl I drove through 3 states wearing her head as a hat"
airplane.wav(99K) airplane.mp3(99K) airplane.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cyrus: "Ohhh nothing makes me sadder than the agent lost his bladder in the airplane."
bedford.wav(137K) bedford.mp3(137K) bedford.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Vince Larkin: "Description of Bedford"
bunny2.wav(22K) bunny2.mp3(22K) bunny2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cyrus: "Make a move and the bunny gets it."
civilization.wav(121K) civilization.mp3(121K) civilization.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Vince Larkin: "The degree of a civilization in a society can be judged by observing its prisoners. Dosechevtsky said that after doing a little time."
Duncan Malloy: "bleep You", Cyrus Gissom said that after putting a bullet in my agents brain."
clever.wav(65K) clever.mp3(65K) clever.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Baby-O: "Pretty clever huh bitch?"
Cyrus: "No That's clever"
conair.wav(93K) conair.mp3(93K) conair.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cyrus: "Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking. I have the only gun on board. Welcome to Con Air."
crackhead.wav(63K) crackhead.mp3(63K) crackhead.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Pinball: "You didn't really mean all that crackhead bleep did you?"
Cyrus: "Give me that gun. Oh, Yes I meant it."
cyrus.wav(192K) cyrus.mp3(192K) cyrus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Vince Larkin: "Cyrus the Virus description by Marshal Larkin."
dea.wav(46K) dea.mp3(46K) dea.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Dea Dude: "I'm DEA do you know what that means? Yeah means your the crookedest nigger on this plane."
diamond.wav(231K) diamond.mp3(231K) diamond.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Vince Larkin: "Diamond Dog description by Marshal Larkin"
druglord.wav(30K) druglord.mp3(30K) druglord.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Vince Larkin: "If you can't trust a South American drug lord who can you trust. Huh?"
ebonics.wav(87K) ebonics.mp3(87K) ebonics.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Pinball: "I don't know how to tell you this Cyrus but we are 3 white guys short, or as they say in ebonics. We be bleeped"
flying.wav(108K) flying.mp3(108K) flying.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Swamp Thing: "No one on this aircraft gives a flying bleep... Get it? Flying bleep... Thank you, I'm here all week."
flys.wav(82K) flys.mp3(82K) flys.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cyrus: "And if you say a word of this over the radio the next wings you see will belong to the flys buzzing over your rotting corpse."
funny.wav(14K) funny.mp3(14K) funny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cyrus: "Funny bleeper aren't ya"
happiness.wav(160K) happiness.mp3(160K) happiness.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Garland Greene: "He's a fount of misplaced rage. Name your cliche. Late night sneaky uncle. Now he's so angry moments of levity actually cause him pain."
manson.wav(100K) manson.mp3(100K) manson.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Baby-O: "Garland description by Baby-O"
openup.wav(64K) openup.mp3(64K) openup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Guard Falzon: "Open up... Oh man smells like someone bleep in your mouth."
Pinball: "He told me he loved me"
panic.wav(51K) panic.mp3(51K) panic.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cameron Poe: "Just stay right here and don't panic...."
pants.wav(103K) pants.mp3(103K) pants.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cyrus: "Can you fly Johnny?"
Johnny 23: "No."
Cyrus: "You keep that in mind when you look at her, because if your dick jumps out of your pants you jump out of this plane."
passgas.wav(79K) passgas.mp3(79K) passgas.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Guard Falzon: "If you so much as pass gas in my directions... Your testicles will become my personal property."
poster.wav(64K) poster.mp3(64K) poster.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Vince Larkin: "Cyrus is the poster child for the criminally insane."
pinball.wav(34K) pinball.mp3(34K) pinball.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Pinball: "Pinball introducing himself to Poe."
sunsets.wav(50K) sunsets.mp3(50K) sunsets.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
DEA: "Sunsets are beautiful. Newborn babies are beautiful. This is bleeping spectacular."
ugly.wav(49K) ugly.mp3(49K) ugly.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cameron Poe: "I can't allow that."
Johnny 23: "Do you know what I am?"
Cameron Poe: "Ugly all day."
conair2.wav(14K) conair2.mp3(14K) conair2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cyrus: "Welcome to Con Air."
bunny.wav(59K) bunny.mp3(59K) bunny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cameron Poe: "I said, Put the bunny back in the box"
cage.wav(59K) cage.mp3(59K) cage.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cameron Poe: "I was just admiring your cage, fits you pretty good."
irony.wav(114K) irony.mp3(114K) irony.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Garland Green: "Define irony....bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."
trust.wav(70K) trust.mp3(70K) trust.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cameron Poe: "Sorry boss but there's only two men I trust. One of 'em is me, the others' not you."