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mammals.wav(175K) mammals.mp3(175K) mammals.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Rollo Lee (John Cleese): "Big cats over there right?"
Zoo Keeper: "Yes."
Rollo: "And small mammal house there?"
Zoo Keeper: "That's right."
Rollo: "Good... Mammals."
Zoo Keeper: "Ah... Have you any background in animals?"
Rollo: "Well, I've eaten a lot you know... Sorry joke."
questions.wav(306K) questions.mp3(306K) questions.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Rollo: "(speaking about Rod McCain their new boss) He has built up a global empire currently worth over 6 billion dollars and growing..."
Bugsy: "How Much does he want in the end?"
Bugsy: "How much bigger does he want to get?"
Rollo: "Well there aren't any limits, he wants's growth..."
Bugsy: "Presumably he's aware of Dr. E.F. Shumachers concept of limited resourses or as John Paul Starks puts it..."
Rollo: "Any sensible questions"
glad_asked.wav(124K) glad_asked.mp3(124K) glad_asked.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Lemur Keeper: "Are you going to close the zoo"
Rollo: "Well, I'm very glad you asked me that."
Ape Keeper: "No you're not."
Rollo: "Yes I am!"
All Keepers: "No you're not!"
Rollo: "Now look!"
violence.wav(365K) violence.mp3(365K) violence.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Rollo: "How do we cut costs and attract more visitors? Well, I'll tell you, from my experience at Octopus Television what draws the biggest audiences all over the world... long pause... VIOLENCE... Oh yes, Mr. Sylvester Stalone did not get where he is today by playing in Jane Austins, therefore, in this zoo we require only animals that are potentially violent... Fierce Animals!"
encyclopedia.wav(391K) encyclopedia.mp3(391K) encyclopedia.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Rollo: "Now these are your meerkats correct."
Laraby: "Don't do that, please sir... please they go strait for the throat."
Rollo: "Now this new plaque yours laraby says that they're know as the pirahnas of the deasert. Is that right?"
Laraby: "They can strip a human carcass in three minutes."
Rollo: "My encyclopedia says that they are easily tamed and often kept as pets."
Laraby: "No, you've not been attacked by one sir."
Rollo: "Nobody has been attacked by one Laraby... or rather if they have, they never noticed. Now these Patagonian Maras of yours, um, devestate entire argentinian villages do they?"
Laraby: "Oh, they completely wipe them out. It's shocking to watch."
Rollo: "It says here they eat grass!"
coatti.wav(131K) coatti.mp3(131K) coatti.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Rollo: "Are you trying to tell me that coatti is fierce?"
Laraby: "Please! This is a wild animal, it's not domesticated. If you take the liberty with one of these things sir, they'll give you a very nasty nip"
Rollo: "A safty pin would give me a nasty nip Laraby."
breasts_real.wav(91K) breasts_real.mp3(91K) breasts_real.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Vince McCain (Kevin Kline): "Willa, can I ask you a question?"
Willa Weston (Jamie Lee Curtis): "Sure."
Vince: "Are those breasts real?"
5_shots.wav(475K) 5_shots.mp3(475K) 5_shots.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Aquarium Keeper: "You should have seen his face when he realized he was supposed to shoot them."
Bugsy: "Without wishing to detract from your award winning performances, may I be so bold as to inquire what you hope to achieve by this prank?"
Lemur Keeper: "It wasn't a prank Bugsy, we were trying to confront him with the reality..."
Bugsy: "If you paint him into corner, you'll find that he will..."
Laraby: "Bugsy, shutup! He's not a cold blooded murder. We have given him the five sweetest, cuddliest, most loveable..."
: "(Five gun shots in succession... Don't worry he didn't kill them.)"
sleep.wav(299K) sleep.mp3(299K) sleep.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "(phone rings)"
Rollo: "(wakes up) "Yes?"
Vince: "Hello Rollo"
Vince: "Vince here. You having dinner?"
Rollo: "Dinner? It's 2:00 in the morning."
Vince: "Oh, were you asleep?"
Rollo: "Ah, yes I frequently am at 2AM I'm afraid. Filthy habit I picked up in the far east."
Vince: "Oh gee, look if this comunique is in any way sleep interuptive, I'll retelephone you later."
Rollo: "Nh no, it's not sleep interuptive really, so let's chat now. I can always catch up on some rest... Christmas probably..."
3_girls.wav(59K) 3_girls.mp3(59K) 3_girls.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Vince: "How does he get three girsl?... Where does the third one go?"
for_sex.wav(56K) for_sex.mp3(56K) for_sex.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Willa: "What are you doing/"
Vince: "Well, I'm getting undressed... for sex."
anteater.wav(346K) anteater.mp3(346K) anteater.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Rollo: "What is that?"
Laraby: "That is an anteater. Not to close, he's very angry."
Laraby: "Oh, he's got a wicked temperature sir."
Rollo: "Devistates small towns do they?"
Laraby: "No not really..."
Rollo: "Stop! stop. stop."
Laraby: "Look at the claws sir, they're diabolical."
Rollo: "Laraby, you did not need three guns to recapture this, a sharp stick would have sufficed."
Laraby: "Sharp stick! Believe you me sir, these jaws..."
Rollo: "It's an anteater, not a man eater."
Laraby: "What you be saying if he went over there jumped into that pram? What would you be saying to the childs's mama now?"
Rollo: "I'd be saying madaam, you are the victim of an 8 billion to one chance. A leaping anteater; an evolutionary mutant, previously unknown to science."
youre_sick.wav(28K) youre_sick.mp3(28K) youre_sick.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Vince: "You were gonna put that somewhere... You're sick!"
insanity.wav(26K) insanity.mp3(26K) insanity.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Rollo: "Is there a history of insanity in your family?"
who_gives.wav(159K) who_gives.mp3(159K) who_gives.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Vince: "What have we here? Ahhh! An African spurred tortoise... Who gives a bleep? right... I mean... look at it... If it died, would we know? My grandmother's a grave is a bigger attraction."
pervert.wav(139K) pervert.mp3(139K) pervert.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Vince: "What the hell do yo think you're doing? Can you keep a lid on it until the sun goes down for god's sake? You're supposed to be working... not prancing around your cell like a flamingo with a boner!"
gorgeous.wav(475K) gorgeous.mp3(475K) gorgeous.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Willa: "Look at them, aren't they gorgeous? Oh, They just make you want to fondle them"
Rollo: "Oh, yes, yes, Uh, yes I see what you mean. Yes"
Willa: "Is this one your favorite?"
Rollo: "Yes, yes, I like him breast of all... BEST! (clears his throat) The small mamaries... MAMMALS! Yes his name is Rollo actually."
Rollo: "Yes, well I sort of feed him some little special tit bits... ti... tis... tid... sorry tid bits. I keep making boobs... Anyway he just loves his nuts."
Willa: "Does he? Oh..."
sexsessive.wav(124K) sexsessive.mp3(124K) sexsessive.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Rollo: "I mean, some of tho... some of those sponsorship gimmicks are a bit sexsessive... exsesexess"
Rollo: "That's it. Freudian slit... slut... sort... uh?"
bejing.wav(142K) bejing.mp3(142K) bejing.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Neville: "Mate, Bejing called we've got the television rights to their public executions."
Rod McCain (Kevin Kline): "Worldwide?"
Neville: "Five guys a week gauranteed."
Rod: "Beauty. This is what satalite television was invented for."
childhood.wav(46K) childhood.mp3(46K) childhood.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Vince: "You screwed up my whole childhood"
Rod: "How could I have, I wasn't even there."
fixed.wav(61K) fixed.mp3(61K) fixed.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Vince: "Oh Rollo, not again, I'm gonna call the zoo vet and get you fixed."
zip_it.wav(38K) zip_it.mp3(38K) zip_it.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Vince: "Yo mouth boy... ZIP IT!"
go_away.wav(87K) go_away.mp3(87K) go_away.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Bugsy: "Oh, oh Mr McCain, if I could just make five points about the zoo."
Rod: "Go away!"
Bugsy: "Point one, the zoo"
: "(Rod punches Bugsy in the gut and Bugsy gasps and falls to the ground.)"
youre_fired.wav(124K) youre_fired.mp3(124K) youre_fired.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Rod: "Gimmie that gun."
Bugsy: "It's alright Mr. McCain, it's a Beretta model 34 and..."
: "(the gun goes off accidentally as Bugsy fiddles with it and the bullet lands directly between the eyes of Rod McCain.)"
Rod: "You're Fired"
: "(Rod passes wind and falls to the ground.)"
killed_him.wav(617K) killed_him.mp3(617K) killed_him.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Rollo: "Oh great, teriffic. He decides to keep the zoo open, so you kill him. Brilliant. Well done. Thank you so much especially for shooting him right between the eyes so that it doesn't look like an accident. Because the people at Octopus will know that he was coming here to close us down, so there's our motive fot murdering him. Stunning. Well Mr. Brain of Britain, what are we going to tell the police who are of course already on their way here. Another example of the utter thoroughness of your plan. Go on I'm all ears. What do you suggest we do with the dead body of the incredibly famous man who you have just ASSASINATED! Sorry, I didn't quite catch it? What... What was it? Pop him in the blender... I know! I know he's dead, I did notice!"
fatal.wav(202K) fatal.mp3(202K) fatal.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Willa: "What are you doing?"
Vince: "I'm freezing him."
Vince: "He's got to be cryogenically frozen untill they can find a cure."
Willa: "A cure?"
Willa: "Vince, he has a bullet in the brain."
Vince: "Well get more ice!"
Willa: "Vince, there is no cure for a bullet in the brain... It is very fatal!"
wanda.wav(295K) wanda.mp3(295K) wanda.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Willa: "Well, I was just wondering if one woman could ever be enough for a man like you."
Rollo: "Oh, what the hell, let's give it a try. But I have to warn you Wanda (a reference back to their previous movie A Fish Caled Wanda)."
Rollo: "Willa... Willa. I haven't slept with one woman in a very very long time."