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change.wav(189K) change.mp3(189K) change.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mrs Stanwyck: "I'm surprised to see you, what are you doing here?"
Fletch: "I ordered some lunch."
Mrs Stanwyck: "You ordered it here?"
Fletch: "Well I knew this was where my mouth would be."
Mrs Stanwyck: "Ha.... I really should change..."
Fletch: "No... I think you should stay the same wonderful person you are today."
Mrs Stanwyck: "I mean put clothes on!"
gracias.wav(73K) gracias.mp3(73K) gracias.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Fletch: "Give each other 20 dollars and put it on the Underhill bill."
Waiter: "Ahhh muchas gracias!"
Fletch: "Tierra del fuego."
kidneys.wav(178K) kidneys.mp3(178K) kidneys.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Fletch: "Say you know, my kidneys feel a lot better in this position maybe it's just that I'm not doing any calesthenics.... You know if I did some sit-ups in the morning, or bent over like this I'd probably feel 100% be... Moooooon Riverrrrrr whew... thank ya doc.... you ever serve time?"
rights.wav(124K) rights.mp3(124K) rights.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Fletch: "You fellas wanna read me my rights?"
Cop: "You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to have your face kicked in by me, you have the right to have your balls stomped by him..."
Fletch: "(other cop smooches) I'll waive my rights."
spleen.wav(49K) spleen.mp3(49K) spleen.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Pathologist: "Have you ever seen a spleen that large?"
Fletch: "Nooo, not since breakfast."
truman.wav(107K) truman.mp3(107K) truman.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Fletch: "Hi there are you Mr. and Mrs. Marvin Stanwyck? I am Harry S. Truman from Kayswell insurance underwriters.."
Marvin: "Harry S. Truman?"
Fletch: "Yeah, my parents were big fans of the former president."