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All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
deleted.wav(12K) deleted.mp3(12K) deleted.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Fletcher (Jim Carey): "Deleted!"
a_BLEEP.wav(56K) a_BLEEP.mp3(56K) a_BLEEP.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Fletcher: "Oh, I'm such a bleep!"(56K)"
dingding.wav(69K) dingding.mp3(69K) dingding.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Fletcher: "Ding ding ding, what do we have for her Johnny?"
hanging.wav(78K) hanging.mp3(78K) hanging.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Flecther: "Yo Fletcher, how's it hanging?" "Short, shriveled and always to the left."
kick_ass.wav(101K) kick_ass.mp3(101K) kick_ass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Fletcher: "I'm kicking my ass, do you mind!?!?"
speeding.wav(240K) speeding.mp3(240K) speeding.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Fletcher: "Here it goes: I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yeild at a crosswalk, I changed lanes in the intersection, I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeding!"
stank.wav(139K) stank.mp3(139K) stank.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Fletcher: "Where would Tina Turner be right now if she'd rolled over and said, 'Hit me again Ike, and put some stank on it!'"
tailpipe.wav(159K) tailpipe.mp3(159K) tailpipe.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Fletcher: "So what I'm gonna do is piss and moan like an impotent jerk and then bend over and take it up the tailpipe!"
the_game.wav(91K) the_game.mp3(91K) the_game.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Fletcher: "Jordan fades back, swoosh, and that's the game!"