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All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
cantfind.wav(84K) cantfind.mp3(84K) cantfind.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Uecker: "The post-game show is brought to you by.... christ, I can't find it... the hell with it."
hitlike.wav(42K) hitlike.mp3(42K) hitlike.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Manager: "Well, you may run like Mays, but you hit like bleep."
hosed.wav(24K) hosed.mp3(24K) hosed.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Uecker: "Personally, I think we got hosed on that call."
joboo.wav(147K) joboo.mp3(147K) joboo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Pedro: "Pissed off now, Joboo. Look, I go to you. I stick up for you. You no help me now, I say bleep you, Joboo, I do it myself."
justabit.wav(22K) justabit.mp3(22K) justabit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Uecker: "Juuusst a bit outside..."
lookat.wav(52K) lookat.mp3(52K) lookat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Coach: "Look at this bleepin' guy..."
mykind.wav(68K) mykind.mp3(68K) mykind.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Manager: "My kinda team, Charlie. It's my kinda team."
nocurve.wav(88K) nocurve.mp3(88K) nocurve.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jose: "I can no hit curve ball. Straight ball I hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are afraid."
penal.wav(87K) penal.mp3(87K) penal.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hayes: "What the hell league you been playin' in?"
Vaughn: "California Penal."
Hayes: "Never heard of it. How'd you end up playin' there?"
Vaughn: "Stole a car."
sayhey.wav(64K) sayhey.mp3(64K) sayhey.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hayes: "Say Hey! Willie mays Hayes here. Play like Mays, and I run like Hayes."
suckmy.wav(151K) suckmy.mp3(151K) suckmy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jake: "I'll let you know if I land a job, I know you're very concerned."
Lynn's boyfriend: "Well, I just wanted Lynn to know what she would have had ahead of her."
Lynn's boyfriend: "Stay away from her."
Jake: "Suck my dick"
upyrbutt.wav(31K) upyrbutt.mp3(31K) upyrbutt.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Harris: "Up your butt, Joboo."
wldthing.wav(198K) wldthing.mp3(198K) wldthing.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Rachel Phelps (Margaret Whitton): "(Crowd sings "Wild Thing") I hate this bleepin' song."