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Hi: "My name is H.I. McDunna. Call me "Hi." The first time I met Ed was in the county lockup in Tempe, Arizona."
off-camera voice: "Don't forget his profile, Ed."
Ed: "Turn to the right."
Hi: "A day I'll never forget."
Ed: "Turn to the right."
Hi: "What kinda name is "Ed" for a pretty thing like you?"
Ed: "Short for Edwina. Turn to the right."
Hi: "You're a flower, you are. Just a little desert flower. Lemme know how those come out."

Prison Counsellor: "Why do you say you feel "trapped" in a man's body?"
Prisoner: "Well sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard."

Prison Counsellor: "Most men your age, Hi, are getting married and raising up a family."
Hi: "Well, factually they..."
Counsellor: "They wouldn't accept prison as a substitute. Would any of you men care to comment?"
Gale: "Well... sometimes your career's gotta come before family."

Parole board chief: "You're just hurting yourself with this rambunctious behavior."

Man #1: "You're not just tellin' us what we wanna hear?"
Hi: ": "No sir, no way"
Man #2: "'Cause we just want to hear the truth."
Hi: "Well, then I guess I am tellin'you what you wanna hear."
Man #1: "Boy, didn't we just tell you not to do that?"
Hi: "Yessir."
Man #1: "OK then."

Payroll clerk: "The government do take a bite, don't she?"

Nathan Arizona: "If you can find lower prices anywhere, my name ain't Nathan Arizona!"

Ed: "You go right back up there and get me a toddler. I need a baby, Hi. They got more'n they can handle."

Hi: "What, are you kiddin'? We got us a family here!"

Gale: "So many social engagements.... so little time."

Dot: "Oh! He's an angel! He's an angel straight from heaven!"

Dot: "Ray! You take that diaper off your head, you put it back onto your sister!"

Hi: "I'll be takin' these Huggies, and whatever cash you got."

Ed: "I'm not gonna live this way, Hi. It just ain't family life."
Hi: "Well, it ain't "Ozzie and Harriet."

Euelle: "Oh Hi... you're young and you got your health. What you want with a job?"

Gale: "You understand H.I.? If this works out, it's just the beginning of a spree to cover the entire southwest proper. And we keep going until we can retire. Or we get caught."
Euelle: "Either way we're fixed for life."

Smalls: "You wanna find an outlaw you call an outlaw. You wanna find a Dunkin' Donuts call a cop."

Hi: "I ain't like that no more. I'm a changed man. You were right, I was wrong. We got a family here, I'm gonna start acting responsibly. So let's go, Honey. (sound of shotgun being cocked) Let's go get Nathan Junior!"

Euelle: "Hey, these blow up into funny shapes at all?"
Old Timer: "Well, no. Unless round is funny."

Gale: "Where's Junior?"
Euelle: "What do you mean? Didn't you put him in?"
Gale: "No, I thought... where'd we leave him?(pause)"
Together: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Gale: "Alright you hayseeds it's a stickup! Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground. (Long pause)"
Hayseed: "Well, which is it Young Feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? I mean to say, if'n I freeze I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm gonna be in motion. Y'see..."
Gale: "Shut up!"
Hayseed: "Ok then."

Gale: "Alright, everybody. We're just about ready to begin the robbery proper."

Hi: "..and it seemed real... it seemed like us... and it seemed like... well... our home. If not Arizona, then a land not too far away, where all parents are strong, and wise, and capable; and all children are happy and beloved. I don't know. Maybe it was Utah."