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my_name.wav(399K) my_name.mp3(399K) my_name.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hi: "My name is H.I. McDunna. Call me "Hi." The first time I met Ed was in the county lockup in Tempe, Arizona."
off-camera voice: "Don't forget his profile, Ed."
Ed: "Turn to the right."
Hi: "A day I'll never forget."
Ed: "Turn to the right."
Hi: "What kinda name is "Ed" for a pretty thing like you?"
Ed: "Short for Edwina. Turn to the right."
Hi: "You're a flower, you are. Just a little desert flower. Lemme know how those come out."
cramps.wav(97K) cramps.mp3(97K) cramps.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Prison Counsellor: "Why do you say you feel "trapped" in a man's body?"
Prisoner: "Well sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard."
career.wav(151K) career.mp3(151K) career.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Prison Counsellor: "Most men your age, Hi, are getting married and raising up a family."
Hi: "Well, factually they..."
Counsellor: "They wouldn't accept prison as a substitute. Would any of you men care to comment?"
Gale: "Well... sometimes your career's gotta come before family."
rambunct.wav(35K) rambunct.mp3(35K) rambunct.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Parole board chief: "You're just hurting yourself with this rambunctious behavior."
ok_then.wav(162K) ok_then.mp3(162K) ok_then.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Man #1: "You're not just tellin' us what we wanna hear?"
Hi: ": "No sir, no way"
Man #2: "'Cause we just want to hear the truth."
Hi: "Well, then I guess I am tellin'you what you wanna hear."
Man #1: "Boy, didn't we just tell you not to do that?"
Hi: "Yessir."
Man #1: "OK then."
govtbite.wav(26K) govtbite.mp3(26K) govtbite.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Payroll clerk: "The government do take a bite, don't she?"
narizona.wav(56K) narizona.mp3(56K) narizona.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Nathan Arizona: "If you can find lower prices anywhere, my name ain't Nathan Arizona!"
toddler.wav(46K) toddler.mp3(46K) toddler.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ed: "You go right back up there and get me a toddler. I need a baby, Hi. They got more'n they can handle."
family.wav(34K) family.mp3(34K) family.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hi: "What, are you kiddin'? We got us a family here!"
so_many.wav(63K) so_many.mp3(63K) so_many.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Gale: "So many social engagements.... so little time."
angel.wav(51K) angel.mp3(51K) angel.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Dot: "Oh! He's an angel! He's an angel straight from heaven!"
diaper.wav(42K) diaper.mp3(42K) diaper.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Dot: "Ray! You take that diaper off your head, you put it back onto your sister!"
huggies.wav(43K) huggies.mp3(43K) huggies.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hi: "I'll be takin' these Huggies, and whatever cash you got."
ozzie.wav(92K) ozzie.mp3(92K) ozzie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ed: "I'm not gonna live this way, Hi. It just ain't family life."
Hi: "Well, it ain't "Ozzie and Harriet."
what_job.wav(61K) what_job.mp3(61K) what_job.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Euelle: "Oh Hi... you're young and you got your health. What you want with a job?"
spree.wav(146K) spree.mp3(146K) spree.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Gale: "You understand H.I.? If this works out, it's just the beginning of a spree to cover the entire southwest proper. And we keep going until we can retire. Or we get caught."
Euelle: "Either way we're fixed for life."
outlaw.wav(14K) outlaw.mp3(14K) outlaw.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Smalls: "You wanna find an outlaw you call an outlaw. You wanna find a Dunkin' Donuts call a cop."
lets_go.wav(78K) lets_go.mp3(78K) lets_go.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hi: "I ain't like that no more. I'm a changed man. You were right, I was wrong. We got a family here, I'm gonna start acting responsibly. So let's go, Honey. (sound of shotgun being cocked) Let's go get Nathan Junior!"
round.wav(51K) round.mp3(51K) round.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Euelle: "Hey, these blow up into funny shapes at all?"
Old Timer: "Well, no. Unless round is funny."
ahhhhh.wav(212K) ahhhhh.mp3(212K) ahhhhh.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Gale: "Where's Junior?"
Euelle: "What do you mean? Didn't you put him in?"
Gale: "No, I thought... where'd we leave him?(pause)"
Together: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
freeze.wav(307K) freeze.mp3(307K) freeze.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Gale: "Alright you hayseeds it's a stickup! Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground. (Long pause)"
Hayseed: "Well, which is it Young Feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? I mean to say, if'n I freeze I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm gonna be in motion. Y'see..."
Gale: "Shut up!"
Hayseed: "Ok then."
proper.wav(39K) proper.mp3(39K) proper.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Gale: "Alright, everybody. We're just about ready to begin the robbery proper."
utah.wav(405K) utah.mp3(405K) utah.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hi: "..and it seemed real... it seemed like us... and it seemed like... well... our home. If not Arizona, then a land not too far away, where all parents are strong, and wise, and capable; and all children are happy and beloved. I don't know. Maybe it was Utah."